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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
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Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
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Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
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The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage...
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #30123
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...