Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #34808
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. The more we...
Quote #26584
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #15367
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a...
Quote #22146
Practise yourself, for heaven’s sake, in little things and thence proceed to greater.
Quote #24765
Set your expectations high find men and women whose integrity and values you respect...