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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that...
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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave...
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The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
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Politics is the art of preventing people from sticking their noses in things that...
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O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and...
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I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...