Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #19135
Optimization hinders evolution.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #21272
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #22241
The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
Quote #27836
I was never less alone than while by myself.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #14692
Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us that injury that provokes...
Quote #4253
The cautious seldom err.
Quote #3903
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.