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Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
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So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of...
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
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One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...
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Everything has its limit–iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – 1906
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...