Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #19709
Life’s Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #20771
Never stop learning knowledge doubles every fourteen months.
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #23082
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #5247
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
Quote #17105
Absence abates a moderate passion and intensifies a great one- as the wind blows...
Quote #33821
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
Quote #14230
There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of...