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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
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Life is a risk.