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You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all...
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The dread of evil is a much more forcible principle of human actions than...
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You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will...
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To be prosperous is not to be superior, and should form no barrier between...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...