Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
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The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #18347
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #19700
Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
Quote #13880
All things are possible to him that believeth.
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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for...
Quote #2087
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
Quote #6731
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.