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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when...
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so...
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #5082
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #7709
I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an...