Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Quote #21775
Who depends on another man’s table often dines late.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #13632
To philosophize is to doubt.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #30927
In case of doubt it is best to lean to the side of mercy.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #14455
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #31236
The feeble tremble before opinion, the foolish defy it, the wise judge it, the...