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Often people attempt to live their lives backwards they try to have more things,...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter...
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Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not...
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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
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To know that one knows what one knows, and to know that one doesn’t...
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The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16716
It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in...