Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #9205
EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #4382
Idleness and lack of occupation tend – nay are dragged – towards evil.
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #20414
What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his...
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #16446
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #4363
Haste in every business brings failures.