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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
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Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
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If you don’t accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained...
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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...