Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #11662
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Quote #10397
I exist as I am, that is enough.
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #1050
Life is too important to take seriously.
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...