Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to...
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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
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The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
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If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #5432
Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses.