Quote #27053
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #8009
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
Quote #19520
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
Quote #20132
I see God in every human being.
Quote #15122
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #2138
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
Quote #29821
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...