Quote #86
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #10638
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Quote #30485
Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #23611
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Quote #27389
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
Quote #21706
Friends have all things in common.