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My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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Poetry the best words in the best order.
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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
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It is the greatest art of the devil to convince us he does not...
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A smiling face is half the meal.
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If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
Quote #19693
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.