Quote #19687
He does not possess wealth it possesses him.
Quote #28782
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #28855
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #25567
See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the...
Quote #1771
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly...
Quote #12915
What is hope? nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least...
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.