Quote #12984
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Quote #27897
Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #11753
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #20854
And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I,...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #654
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Quote #12691
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
Quote #1950
To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy
Quote #24104
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.