Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #26131
Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #5498
In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
Quote #3869
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
Quote #9508
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
Quote #30473
Science cannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame the...
Quote #9464
I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as...
Quote #18855
We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams.