Quote #17044
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
Quote #29959
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
Quote #15445
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #29467
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
Quote #34930
Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway...
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Quote #27958
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?