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The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow...
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The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
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One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
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Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
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Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.