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Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28269
Marta said I don’t seem to like to read fiction very much. ‘I guess...
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We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we...
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During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #27421
On love I have no respect for anyone who says they’ve given up, or...
Quote #1877
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...