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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
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Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the...
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more...
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I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I...
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There are many victories worse than a defeat.
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Silence is a friend who will never betray.
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His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling,...