Quote #4912
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
Quote #23356
Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #21060
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #9116
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well...
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #14141
He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #29953
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #8078
Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how...