Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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He was a genius – that is to say, a man who does superlatively...
Quote #27996
Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
Quote #12263
Well behaved women seldom make history.
Quote #7413
Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control.
Quote #21013
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #27257
The secret of man’s being is not only to live but to have something...
Quote #14609
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...