Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #14593
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Quote #4218
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #19868
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #1887
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #17716
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only...
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...