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Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
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Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Hatred may be engendered by good deeds as well as bad ones.
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When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.