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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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You can complain because roses have have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns...
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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
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What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple...
Quote #20611
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives travelling...
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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #24941
Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to...