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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have...
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‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
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Never injure a friend, even in jest.
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When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and...
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.