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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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Since when was genius found respectable?
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Power is the great aphrodisiac.
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There is no greater sorrow Than to be mindful of the happy time In...
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I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in...
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...