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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be...
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We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
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Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
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Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity....
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The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may...
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...