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When you’re a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not...
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
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When in doubt, use brute force
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
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Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
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Always accept good fortune with grace and humility.
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...
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Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.