Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #29407
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Quote #28594
I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...
Quote #1989
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #2738
For manipulation to be most effective, evidence of its presence should be nonexistent… It...
Quote #18961
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures...
Quote #19087
The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we...
Quote #22302
The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil.