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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
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There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
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A man’s errors are what make him amiable.
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #4661
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...