Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
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When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and...
Quote #3956
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is...
Quote #26312
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #29376
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #7438
Behold the man. (Ecce Homo)
Quote #31715
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...