Quote #22337
An ounce of hypocracy is worth a pound of ambition.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #32093
Government cannot make us equal it can only recognize, respect, and protect us as...
Quote #5497
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
Quote #17397
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Quote #28505
A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...
Quote #27556
Either you think–or else others have to think for you and take power from...
Quote #15900
Every scientific fulfillment raises new questions; it asks to be surpassed and outdated.
Quote #136
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.