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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
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You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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I came upstairs into the world for I was born in a cellar.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans....
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The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #22828
The Terminator I’ll be back