Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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A man’s character is his fate.
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.
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There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
Quote #31456
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...