Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #3851
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
Quote #4327
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
Quote #5333
Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
Quote #20970
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #29009
It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who...
Quote #17789
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...