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Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
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Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
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Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether...
Quote #4638
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #2204
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #24698
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.