Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #27048
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
Quote #18473
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #9794
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
Quote #31733
Money and success don’t change people they merely amplify what is already there.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #32038
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #14681
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you...
Quote #18297
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
Quote #34848
There is no mystery, at least not the kind you want. In real life...