Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #19190
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is...
Quote #33157
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...
Quote #28754
I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
Quote #6753
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #8399
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
Quote #10251
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #27099
The distance is nothing it’s only the first step that is difficult.