Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #32446
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
Quote #7965
Adventure must be held in delicate fingers. It should be handled, not embraced. It...
Quote #14035
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called...
Quote #25366
That’s what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always...
Quote #12083
There is no escape – we pay for the violence of our ancestors.
Quote #29948
A man’s women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and...
Quote #23463
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...