Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #33013
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #6915
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #3543
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Quote #1304
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Quote #9496
Authenticity matters little, though–our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression...
Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.