Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous...
Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #30970
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running...
Quote #27140
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters if there are none, travel alone.
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
Quote #16144
How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a...
Quote #31314
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #16750
Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...