Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
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If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...
Quote #4415
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #14847
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Quote #9767
It is impossible to mentally or socially enslave a Bible reading People.