Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #22850
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
Quote #25069
The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they...
Quote #26913
It is not observed in history that families improve with time.
Quote #5769
Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself – and thus make...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #24030
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #19365
The great tragedies of history occur not when right confronts wrong but when two...
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.